WWE Falls Asleep at the Wheel, or selections from Myspace

Holly Crap. That's all I have to say about the slew of new names that WWE just put out for their developmental talent. Lets review with pictures of the wrestlers with old and new names and see what I'm talking about. Old names on Left, new names on Right

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From bad ass to nonsense, at least they had a reason, as he has the same name as his dad. Still, does Afa Jr. really sound that bad?
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Yes, Lord Byron will see you now. I feel bad for Kelly Kelly, cause she lost a cousin.
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Cause when I think of hot chicks in cowboy hats, the first name that comes to mind is WESLEY. And since Divas lose their last names within the first week of competition, I'm thinking Vince is going for a tranny gimmick.
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This guy has a surfer gimmick, and now his last name is that of a cookie. Plus, way to be racially sensitive, I'm sure there are plenty of normal people named Taj.
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Yea, I'm sure a guy named Dolph Ziggler is gonna go over gangbusters. With people that make signs that is, there are just so many unique opportunities to make fun of this guy, and he was a male cheerleader once.
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Well, considering how much they get paid, I'm glad they actually improved on one of these.
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Sebastian. SEBASTIAN!! You cant have a wrestler named after the Jamaican crab from Little Mermaid. Also, why didn't they give the surfer last name to the guy with the SURFER GIMMICK!
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Kevin Kiley sounds like a wrestlers name. You know what Carson Oakley sounds like? A damn Farmhand! Unless they're bringing back Trevor Murdoch and he needs a tag partner, this is redikulous.
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Where in the world is Damien Santiago? Not over in the WWE, thats for sure.
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Is there anything wrong with alliteration. A name like Jones works on a tough guy, especially a boxer. While Tyson is a good name for him, putting nonsense like Tarver after it just generally confuses people in ways that are unacceptable.
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Hardy Har Har Dusty. Hardy. Har. Har.
-Pudge