Welcome to an unexpected day zero of Pudge's Cross Country City and Con Cavalcade. Vanilla Ice, star of such hits as Cool as ICE and TMNT 2, performed a concert following a Devil Rays game this evening, and I was lucky enough to be there to capture the spectacle. Ice had a strange skull tunnel on his stage. His entourage included a drummer named Clint Eastwood, several ninja turtles cosplayers, a strange clown in a santa suit, and a few dozen whores for good measure. He did a horrible remix of Ninja Rap, and his only other song as well, or so I thought. He also performed what he claims to be the number 1 song in the UK. That can't be right can it? Anyway, enjoy the extensive video posted here and on my YouTube page. The video quality is crappy, but Ice shares some GEMS, including plugging his reality show on DIY network.
Don't forget to come back Wednesday for the true beginning of the Cavalcade, although I can't promise anything as insane as this.
Word to your Mother
-Pudge